We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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