Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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