how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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