If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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