I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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