I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
What drink are we having for lunch?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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