Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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