I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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