yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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