This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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