Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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