it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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