girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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