If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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