Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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