I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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