i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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