So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Randomize
