In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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