There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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