My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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