I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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