What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
