He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
