Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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