i think my mom watched the whole time
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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