White coat. Heels.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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