My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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