I accidentally had phone sex last night
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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