I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
