They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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