He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Randomize
