I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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