Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
they're like a gay fantastic four
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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