if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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