May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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