it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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