Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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