Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
A bitchslap is in order.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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