Pants 0. Shit 1.
I have demons in me.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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