Heybabeimwearingurpanties
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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