When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
they're like a gay fantastic four
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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