I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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