If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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