Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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