Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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