my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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