AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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