I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
