So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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